BPs

Term white people use to talk black people without them knowing. Short for black people.

Look at these BPs backing into that parking spot.

That cop has a couple of BPs pulled over on I-70.

"What the hell is all that noise." "I don't know, a couple BPs yelling at each other."

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BP DAY

Booty patrol day

normally held on any day when thick booty is present

"damn she thick i think it BP DAY"

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bp;dr

"behind paywall, didn't read"

Etymology: An adaptation of tl;dr.

"Dude, did you read that spectacular paper on embryonic stem cells?"

"Sorry, bp;dr"

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Pull a BP

When one does something bad that will have long time reprocussions, and take an extensively long time to fix. Just like the Gulf Oil Spill.

Guy 1: "I was so drunk i crashed my parents car. Im totally screwed."

Guy 2: "You can really pull a BP."

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BP Zit

When you have a large zit that just dosn't stop oozin' no matter what you do!

Damn, I've got a BP zit that won't quit! Hey, did you see Terry today, he's got a BP zit runnin out his forehead! Yo, I gotsta go in the bafroom and mess wit dis BP zit!

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BP

BP stands for buttocks penetration. This was established in 1885, by the Buttavian Empire.

Hey guys I'm going to get some BP!

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BP Spill

Like an Alaskan Pipeline, but a hole is poked in the condom, so as it warms up, a little bit of shit will leak out.

I was excited last night to lay an Alaskan Pipeline, but was startled when it turned into a BP Spill.