Table Breaking

The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.

Harry: Hey Zayn what you up to today?
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.

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the break of dawn

At the crack of dawn or at the break of dawn, it means very early in the morning; when the sun first rises.

I have to get up at the break of dawn (at the crack of dawn).

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break up

The most probable outcome after your girlfriend finds you playing hide the sausage with her sister.

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porn break

The five minutes you take every hour or so when working on the computer to watch porn videos or pics.

Boy, I've been writing this report for almost an hour.... I need my porn break.

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Dumpster Break

The act of masturbating behind a dumpster while on a break at work. Often done in order to relieve stress or "clear" one's thoughts, such breaks are taken by employees in nearly every career field. However, studies show that the majority of cases occur in high-stress jobs such as: short-order cooks, security guards, carnival ride operators, janitors, and air traffic controllers.

The dumpster break is signaled by the universal sign of a single sock hanging over the side of the dumpster, warning others to stay clear.

"Yo B-Mart, can you keep an eye on my sector? Ima take me a dumpster break."

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break the bank

to spend more money on something than you normally would. usually entails tapping into reserve funds (line of credit, mortgage etc.)

"We decided to break the bank this winter and take a 6 week vacation to Australia and the South Pacific."

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Breaking Bad

Sometimes, life forces you to cross the line. You're going about your normal everyday routine, when suddenly something truly awful happens and all that pent-up rage you feel about your job, your marriage, your very existence, is released with unstoppable fury. Some call it "reaching the breaking point"; others call it "breaking bad."

From: http://blogs.amctv.com/breaking-bad/2007/12/classic-movie-c.php

Breaking Bad (v.) 1. to challenge convention 2. to defy authority 3. to raise hell

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