strange brew

A weirdo, nutcase or whackjob, someone who isn't quite all there.

1.That jersey girl is a strange brew.

Morning Brew

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

Deja brew

When you do something stupid or embarrassing when you're drunk and don't remember until somebody reminds you the next morning.

"remember when you fell into the canal last night?"
"oh shit, i did didn't i? Deja brew!"

Brew-has

Any type of brew or beer.

I'm going to go drink some brew-has like the boys.

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

Brew Spots

The small, brown patches achieved when making tea that appear on the surface of your drink. Infamously caused by over-brewing tea (2 minutes +)

I asked for a MIFT not a brew spots pot. Go back to London tough guy

Cold Brew

Helene’s drink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Landon: Helene’s cold brew brings all the boys to the yard.
Helene: I know it does, it’s so good.