(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)
Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!
Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!
Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...
Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.
End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry
Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride