(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.
Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.
A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)
Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!
Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!
Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...
Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”
A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.
Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.