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A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
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A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.
I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.
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The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
I gave that bitch a push broom last night.
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small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
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An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.
"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."
A rather large mustache that brushes the Labia Major area during cunninglingus.
While down on my squeeze I used my womb broom to sweep the va JJ.
A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.
Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"
- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"