Rural Dictionary

bugger and merde

An combonation of two exclamations of bad things (bugger= litterally to sodomize, but said usually like "dammit". merde= french for shit)

Bugger and merde is usually used as a random exlamation of general saddness, a bad occurence, or pain.

Bugger and merde, my bloke dumped me for that tart in fifth form!
Bugger and merde, the painting WILL NOT STAY STRAIGHT!
Bugger and merde, I just jammed a nail through my hand!

by Le belle demoiselle December 18, 2006

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pussy buggers

After a long session of eating pussy, the crusties left in your nostrils to pick out later.

After smashing my girl and eating at the “Y”, I had to go blow the “pussy buggers” out of my nose.

by Little Ms. Muffet March 26, 2019

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Buggered it up

To make a major mistake during an activity such as cooking, or in the creation of something like a work of art etc. The words can also be used to indicate a serious detrimental condition that has contributed to a breakdown or termination of a relationship.

Hey Baz how's your love life with Nadene? Cool?

No man she's sick of me. I got caught by her in bed with her best friend! It was a stupid drunken thing! I've made such a stupid mistake. We had such a good relationship goin' I've really buggered it up!

by Sphagnum November 22, 2011

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bugger crap

i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.

matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?

by Matthew T February 9, 2004

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