Building a Shelf

When one becomes so enraged that they punch a hole in a wall, but later refine the opening into a serviceable aperture.

Person A: "What a lovely recessed mantle you have."

Person B: "Why thank you! My friend got so upset after losing in a video game, he stormed right over here and built a shelf."

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build the foundations

The first step before you can lay the pipe.

Jeff: Man, I want to fuck her so bad.
Steve: Slow down man. First, you gotta build the foundations, then you can lay the pipe.

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linebacker build

Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.

WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.

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build a house

A cover up that teenagers use for conducting sexual intercourse

Me and my ole lady gonna build a house tonight .

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building a rocket

It means jerking it. You know, MASTURBATION.

Tissue box, check. Jergens, yep. He must have been building a rocket.

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Building Franchise

1. A small company that is becoming a huge franchise.

2. Any sex position where the female is bent over, is having so much pleasure that she has muscle spasms that make her body straighten out from the knees up.

1. The donut store sure is popular soon it will become a building franchise.

2. Dude, last night my girlfriend was having building franchises.

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build a bomb

the construction of a explosive device typiccly in order to kill jewish niggas

"i am going to build a bomb"

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