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When a Guy has his Pants Sagging and from behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.
Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He has a Comer Load.
To be prepared, mentally and/or physically, for extreme opposition; typically used in reference to an aggressive or potentially violent situation.
The phrase originates with American hunters and woodsmen in regions frequented by the brown bear. Brown bears are the largest land-based predator on earth, and when expecting to deal with them the hunters would bring much more powerful rifles than they would if hunting other game.
When the police responded to the reports of a men in body armor with AK-47s robbing a bank, they came loaded for bear.
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1. The act of releasing large amount of liquid (i.e semen)
2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form
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1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin
2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0
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when a man squirts his man juices out of his erect penis
"dude i blew a load on your sisters face last night"
"shit i blew a load all over my keyboard"
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The largest volume of semen that a man has ever discharged in one orgasm.
Wow dude, I think I shot my peak load right in her face. Must have been close to 8 ounces. I have been saving up for a month. You should have seen it. I must have fired a dozen shots before it stopped. She loved it!
The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.
"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"
a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.
Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.