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a large retail electronics company located all over the world, that offers reward zone, credit cards, service and replacement plans, magazines and millions of other things no one actually needs. their cashiers also need to give a 10 hour speech to each customer, which makes the lines extremely long.
Cashier: Hi how are u today?
Customer: good u
Cashier: im great! did u find everything okay today?
Customer: uh yeah.
Cashier: super! are u a rewards zone member?
Customer: no and i dont want-
Cashier: GREAT! ill go ahead and sign u up for a free membership today! all i need is ur phone number and address
Customer: no i really dont want one, i have too many cards
Cashier: oh come on its free! every time u spend $250 u get $5 back and other discount coupons on popular items!
Customer: alright fine..
Cashier: and im gonna give u some information about our reward zone credit card that gives u double the points for using it in the store and regular points wen u use it outside of best buy.
Customer: ok..
Cashier: and on this item we have a 4 year service plan for $99.99. it covers, dust, heat, humidity, normal wear and tear, power surge, and any defects with the product.
Customer: no ill be fine without it.
Cashier: i would highly recommend it, considering if u deal with the manufacturer, u would end up paying for shipping and handeling as well as some parts and if best buy couldnt fix this item for u they would give u a new one.
Customer: ill live without it.
Cashier: WELL if u wanna think about it, u have 30 days to come back and purchase it. AND to thank you for shopping with us today we are GIVING you 8 weeks risk free of either People, Entertainment Weekly, Sports Illustrated, or Time magazine, which ones do u like?
Customer: no thank u.
Cashier: are u sure? it would make a great present. wouldnt ur wife like People?
Customer: no i already get enough magazines and i will forget to cancel it.
Cashier: well with the 2nd to last issue it comes along with a card that notifies u cancel the trial, its very easy
Customer: no thats really okay, i dont want it.
Cashier: alright ur total is $456.98...okay do u want ur receit with u or in the bag
Customer: the bag
Cashier: okay and on the bottom of ur receit there is a website u can go to. bestbuycares.com and if u take a fast survey its a chance to win a 10,000 dollar shopping spree.
AND ur all set. THANK U HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school. A store filled with weird managers.
*Everyone standing around by the cash register*
Best Buy Manager comes by - "Are you guys ready for some roleplaying??"
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Achieving 0 kills and 15 deaths out of 15 rounds in a Counter Strike scrim, pick up game, or match.
Wooo, you dropped the nastiest bui bomb.
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Asshole Corporate store run by mostly brainwashed employees (including the managers). They don't care what product you buy, as long as you buy extra services with it.
employee: Hello, will you be paying for this with your Best Buy card today?
customer (who has a lot more education than any BBY manager): No thanks.
employee: would you like to apply for a Best Buy card today?
customer: No thanks.
employee: Do you have a Rewards card?
customer: No
employee: Would you like to sign up for one today? It's only $9.99 and for every hundred dollars you spend...
Customer: NO
employee: Would you like to sign up for a free trial of Sports Illustrated or Enterta...
Customer: NO!
employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2...
Customer: NO!
employee: How about a free trial of Rhapsody music...
Customer: NO GOD DAMMIT!
employee: Are you happy with your internet service? Because we offer Aol, Net Zero, and...
Customer: NO MOTHER FUCKER!
employee: Would you like a Product Service plan with that? It offers...
Customer: I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT!
employee: You know that includes low quality wires and I would reccomend buying some Monster Cables. They're only 79...
Customer: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!
employee: I'm a brainwashed corporate shill and I work for the best company in the world.
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He is a gay muthafucka who tries to ride men till he cant no more
Caden Bui is gay
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Choosing to buy a significantly more expensive item largely because it is better marketed and more ostentatious but which is actually of slightly inferior quality to the cheaper option. Often done on impulse.
Adam: "You know I kinda regret forking out $5000 for this fancy clockwork watch. I need to wind it all the time and my old quartz watch was noticeably more accurate."
Barry: "You spent $5000 on a watch! What were you thinking?"
Adam: "I dunno ... it looked great in the shop window and my credit card made it so easy. I guess I just bought the lobster."
Barry: "I know what you mean, I hate buying the lobster."
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When someone incessantly purchases new cars one after the other replacing their old car with a new car. Often the car purchaser will go through reasons as to why they need to purchase the new car. "its better fuel economy", "its got back seats for the kids", "its the snow - I needed something better for the snow", "It will get me more chicks" etc
Not to be confused with ndubz buying where you replace a car on a seasonal basis. e.g. this is my winter car
Dude 1: "Yo did you see Todd's new Scooby in the car park"
Dude 2: "Yeah man its his sixth he is Millsrane buying cars!"
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