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Larger than the US, and on top. If it was prision, they'd be our bitch.
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best contry on earth!EH!(it does NOT snow all year round in all of canada for those people who plan to come with skiies from michigan to windsor this JULY!)Tim Hortons rocks! I do have a husky but i do not use him for a sled, i live in a house not an igloo i dont like hockey football i way better! and i am canadian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A country that has great beer. Canada does not have an army, but they do not need one, for they do not piss off everywone with their arrogance.
Also, the only country to be attacked by America, yet come back and burn down their white house.
You walk down the street of Toronto. Look left! You see a fat stripper! Look right! You see a $1 beer store! Look back! You see a pawn shop owned by some afghani refugee!... No wait... This is New york.
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1.The Greatest Country on Earth!
2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner.
3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country.
4.We are the second largest country in the world.
5.We don't like Bush!
6.We don't make fun of Asians.
7.We have freedom of speech.
8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care.
9.We don't deport people! (AMERICA!!)
10.Our beer tastes like beer!
11.We like our poloce officers!
and of Course
12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas!
GO CANADA!
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The second largest and one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Full of great talent and multiculturalism. Never believe any stereotypes about Canadians. Well except maybe that we like giving wrong directions to American tourists to screw up their vacation...
Doug Hightower is a dolt who needs to stop sticking his head in his arse. He obviously is EXTREMELY mislead about Canada. If we are so censored then why are we more liberal than Americans (with our gay marriages and what not)? Why do our TV shows portray issues like teen pregnancy and abortion while American networks ban those types of episodes (think Degrassi)? And maybe he doesn’t know this but in here we DO have such things as satellite TV, thus allowing us to watch shows (including all types of news broadcasts) from all over the world. So whatever we can’t get from cable (90 percent of which is American anyway) we can get from that. And our technology is just the same as yours. WOW EH?! And yes many (but not all of them) Jack Chick comics aren’t allowed here but that is because they spread hate propaganda, which no country should have anyway. Cry free speech all you want, but there ARE laws against certain types of speech here AND in your own country, so actually there is no such thing as free speech if you think about it.
Oh and Canadians (but not all. Remember many of us love you guys) don't bash Americans because we don't know better. They bash them because so many Americans (not including the good ones) don't know better.
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okay, so canada is a sweet country we have winter,spring,summer AND fall. and it gets wicked mad cold in the winter, and pretty damn hot in the summer. we live in nice houses, THAT ARE NOT MADE OF ICE/SNOW. we can drink at the age of 19. which is better than america becuase they have to wait till their 21 and thats pretty freaking old. we have beer, good beer molson canadian beer. and we play hockey,infact i bet we could kick your ass in hockey... bitches:), and were nice people. we dont say aboot, its ABOUT. and we do say EH? its more polite than what? and so basically. CANADA IS THE PIMPEDY PIMP PIMP PIMPEST COUNTRY. home of the pimps
last week i went to canada and i got beat with a hockey stick and left out in the snow, becuase i didnt bow down to their pimp hand. but they gave me a molson canadian so it was all good eh?
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a pretty kick ass country
the state's neighbor to the north
a place where we can all smoke weed in harmony
where a lot of people go to act like idiots, blaze and drink like crazy
filled with slutty Molson Canadian beer girls
the hometown of wayne gretzky, jim carrey, mike myers and many other kickass people
known for being pretty easy to get along with
are sterotyped like hell,
dont live in igloos
are sparsley populated considering it is the 2nd largest contry in the world
love hockey
are pretty easygoing
have the largest asian population outside of asian (same with italian)
have a complete ass hole running the country
have a kick ass mtv program
share niagara falls with the states but slighty bigger than other half
share north america with mexico and america
need to be taken a bit more serious
Canada+America+Mexic= a pretty screwed up continent.
"I live in canada."
"Canada is a big country"
"Some guy in canada invented superman"
"I like smarties."
"Tim hortons was created by a canadian hockey player. so they have tim hortons in the states?"
"My cousin from the US has a girl friend in canada."
"Come to canada for lots of weed beer and slutty girls."
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