man in the canoe

"Man in the Canoe" commonly refers to the clit as being the man in the canoe. Think about it, you'lll figure it out.

Have ya seen the man in the canoe yet? If ya haven't than your probably still a virgin.

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smooth canoe

A fully shaven female crotch.

"I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe."

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Canoe Croissant

Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.

We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.

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food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

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moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe

You are acting like a moose canoe.

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canoe ride

A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.

When r we going on a canoe ride??

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Mustard Canoe

True name for Deviled Eggs. Hard boiled eggs cut in two. The yolk removed and mixed with ingredients such as mayo, mustard, salt, pepper.

Mustard Canoe, Deviled Eggs

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