shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

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moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe

You are acting like a moose canoe.

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smooth canoe

A fully shaven female crotch.

"I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe."

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Canoe Croissant

Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.

We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.

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food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

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canoe ride

A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.

When r we going on a canoe ride??

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Mustard Canoe

True name for Deviled Eggs. Hard boiled eggs cut in two. The yolk removed and mixed with ingredients such as mayo, mustard, salt, pepper.

Mustard Canoe, Deviled Eggs

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