Nyquil carded

When you try to do self-checkout, but then they say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking cold/flu!"

In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel like an idiot.

ADD card

Blaming ADD/ADHD for an action you have commited, just so people sympathize with you.

Similar to the race card

Professor: "Jason, why did you fail yesterday's chemistry test?"
Jason: "It must be my ADD"
John: "Jason just used his ADD card".

Awolnation: "Blame it on my ADD"

Fifa Cards

A word used to describe nudes.

Dude 1: "Hey did you see Becky's Fifa cards?"
Dude 2: "Yea dude, definitely a legendary card, unlike Susan's Fifa Cards."
Dude 1: "Yeah, those were bronze at best."

Africa card

Whenever most people talk about poverty and use africa as example to tell you how grateful you should be even though they dont know that much about africa.

Example 1#
Dad: Son you should eat your food.
Sister: Yeah there is like people dying of hunger in africa!
Brother in mind: Stop using the Africa card bitch!

Example 2#
Student 1: I hate school so much!
Student 2: You should be grateful most people in africa dont go to school!

scent card

The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.


Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G

After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.

visa card

A way of saying you lost your virginity.

"Dude I lost my Visa card last night to the hottest girl"

Magic Card

A credit card stolen from parents.

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"

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