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Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.

My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.

by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021


whore carnival

The bouquet of sexually festive bitches whose hobbies included bouncing on a whole lot of cock, that ones ex goes through.

"NO Jarred I don't want a front row seat at your whore carnival"

by Simplebloke November 9, 2017


Carnival stall

The sexual act of surprising your

Lady partner by puking in her vagina.

Man last night I carnival stalled Betsy, there was corn and everything all up in there

by Carnival Stall August 8, 2014


crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010


Bucket of Carnival

To be fun and exciting and full of energy

Desiree is no bucket of Carnival

by Licksumtang January 7, 2022


carnival head

1. A big headed person with a low IQ, possibly caused by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

2. Someone who can deepthroat without gagging.

1. Ben S: "If Florida floods you could just sell your house and move."
Average IQ person: "Fucking carnival head!"

2. Have you seen the Wang on Danny D? You'd need a carnival head to get that down your throat.

by Wigansalad August 23, 2019


Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.

I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 1, 2024