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1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!
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Manually, with the digits of the hand, or orally pleasuring a woman who is totally hairy down in the nether regions.
Sorry I missed your call, I was carpet sweeping my girl's rug.
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A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.
After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.
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a female who performs oral sex on other females
Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?
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The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."
I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.
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A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.
My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.
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