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Bruce Carroll

VERB: To engage in infidelity or betrayal of a romantic partner due to their physical disability or impairment, often stemming from prejudice or a lack of compassion.

“Did you hear about Mike?”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”

by Penny C December 14, 2024


Corbin Carroll

Arizona Diamondbacks prospect, and quick as hell. His speed is like 30.6 ft/s (after 4 1/3 games) and is likely to rise MUCH more. When he was drafted in 2019 16th pick his whole house exploded in cheering. We all love him.

1. CORBIN CARROLL RUNS TOWARDS SECOND BASE…HE'S NOT STOPPING, GOING FOR THIRD…HE'S GOING BACK HOME…AND A RUN! It's 3-0 D-Backs!
2. Corbin Carroll: So um I feel happy being called up to the MLB and…uh oh. (sidesteps)
At the same moment
Alek Thomas: GATORADE SHOWER…oh oops
(The Gatorade spills to the field just next to Corbin Carroll)
Corbin about 10 mins later: I was looking at him, I knew he was up to something.

Yes kids, that's how a 70 speed grade looks like. Don't underestimate Corbin Carroll.

by Hellblaze_Skyfire September 4, 2022


Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.

Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.

by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021