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illegal cell phone

What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom

He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 18, 2005


loose cell phone drunk

When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone

I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night

by giorgioSF December 11, 2009


Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

by F41R September 03, 2021


Oh, My Cell Phone!

An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.

Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling

Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"

by ChadBalmworth February 21, 2013


San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.

"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."

by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009


Cell Phone Standard Time

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008


Man whore-out (your cell phone charger)

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.

"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

by cmac095 December 07, 2011