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What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom
He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone
I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night
1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.
2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
"Yo, I want some dick
Some duck* ... Shit"
"Lmao, cell phone self own"
An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.
Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.
L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
To lend your cell phone charger to someone.
Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.
"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."