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A noisy eater, that munches and masticates their food.
Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.
Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”
When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.
After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.
When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
Someone could ask you: What’s cement?
Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!