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If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.
Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.
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When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
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A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.
Nothing beats joining in on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.
I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.
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Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.
Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"
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a term used to to strongly agree with someone in a conversation or argument to have the final word.
Robert: Hey dude, wanna go to In-n-Out burger for lunch?
Alex: Hell yea! Bet!
Robert: Bet bet chainsaw!
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referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.
this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."