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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022


Racial Chameleon

Someone whose race is indecipherable

Obama is a racial chameleon, sometimes black, sometimes not.

by Micro's Friend September 20, 2015


chameleonic

adjective. Possessing the ability to appear to it in or belong anywhere amongst any given surroundings, whether people or locale, by willfully altering one's looks, voice, language and mannerisms to match whatever situation one finds oneself in; much like how the qualities of the chameleon allow it to blend into whatever background it finds itself in.

By always undergoing an absolute transformation as he takes in each new character he plays, Johnny Depp displays how chameleonic he is; particularly when one compares such roles as Cap't. Jack Sparrow and Edward Scissorhands to others like Hunter S. Thompson and George Jung.

by Cpt. Dumphuck June 15, 2020


being a chameleon

Being a chameleon means that you can easily adapt into different situations while still being yourself.

tony is being a chameleon, he goes along well with so many different people, but is somehow still himself..

by SaraLeclercq May 14, 2022


SNAKE CHAMELEON HYBRID

The Snake Chameleon Hybrid will be come everything you want him to be and more.
It is a member of the car business. It likes to steal your customers and keep them for themselves.

Holy Shit, that damn Snake Chameleon Hybrid took another one of my customers and acted as if nothing was wrong!

by Stynch August 7, 2021


Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.

"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...

by El whisperer February 12, 2013


bitch chameleon

A person who manages to blend in among other bitches by acting bitchy. However they are usually a good person at heart.

Guy 1: Dude you know that girl Susan?
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then

by lalalalalalabitch12638006421 February 18, 2014