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When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.
My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.
The forgotten Irish town of Queens, New York. It's in between Rockaway and Howard Beach and everyone who lives there thinks it's God's gift to earth. Most of the town is working class or lower class and they act like it too. Every kid in the town has drank or smoked before the time they get into high school. These same kids go to either PS 47 or St Rose in Far Rockaway, and then spread around to catholic high schools throughout the city, mainly McClancy or Mary Louis and Xavier for the smart ones. Kids who can't afford catholic school go over the bridge to either . The real party is in Broad Channel, and most of the people who live there are there for their entire lives. They have a rivalry with Rockaway kids, who aren't as hardcore as them since they're rich and stuck up. The real rivalry is with Breezy Point, which is like an amplified version of Rockaway. Breezy kids think that since they live behind a gate they're hot stuff, but they aren't. Broad Channel kids play basketball for St Rose and baseball for SCV, and they beat Breezy's Blessed Trinity at all levels pretty much every year, and they'd win in a fight too. The parents do the same thing as the kids: get drunk and smoke pot a few times a week and it's just accepted. A couple have drug problems, but since it's an Irish town everyone keeps their mouths shut about itThat's the way it's always been, and it will always be that way. The crazy Irish life will always prevail.
Those Broad Channel people are insane
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Tv show you have set to change to when the show your watching is on a commercial break. The button you press often says previous channel. Your flip channel show is often something you want to watch less than the other show your watching.
"What do you want to be our flip channel."
"I don't care as long as we don't have to watch commercials"
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A British TV Channel established on 30th March 1997 with a huge hype about its release beforehand, what a let down.
Channel 5 is the United Kingdom's fifth terrestrial TV Channel. The British frequency plan only allowed for four channels to be transmitted using analogue terrestrial transmitters, so it was very difficult to allocate frequencies for the new channel before its launch in March of 1997 – UHF channel 37 was allocated in many areas, which meant that large numbers of domestic videorecorders (which output on that channel) had to be retuned at the new company's expense. Unlike the other four analogue British television channels, many areas remain unable to receive it via analogue terrestrial broadcasts, notably the south coast of England, where the signal would otherwise interfere with signals from television stations in France. The channel is available on all digital platforms (Sky Television satellite, and Freeview digital terrestrial, and also most cable operators).
The channel has had a reputation for lowest-common-denominator broadcasting, famously screening low-budget "erotic thrillers" on Friday and Saturday nights, and concentrating its output on entertainment and lifestyle shows at the expense of factual programming. Recently though it has shown signs of moving steadily up-market, and has attracted large audiences as the UK home of many cult American series including CSI, Alias and Lexx. As part of its move up market five won a bidding war with the other terrestrial TV channels for the rights to show the new Friends TV show spin off, Joey. News media estimate five's winning bid at anywhere between £250,000 and £500,000 per show, either way in regions unheard of for a new TV show, and very rare even for established TV shows.
In 2002, Channel 5 had a 6.3% share of individual television viewing in the UK.
On 27 February 2004 it was reported that the owners of five and Channel 4 were discussing a possible merger; this was widely seen as a potential upset for Channel 4's pride. Some comics joked that the merged company should call itself Chanel 9 after the spoof foreign network on The Fast Show and also because 5 plus 4 = 9. Channel 4 and Channel 5 announced that merger plans would be cancelled in November.
From 1 January 2005 Sky News was awarded the contract to provide the news for Channel Five, making it the second news company to be produce news for a terrestrial channel other than ITN.
Mike> Channel 5 mainly consists of the softest of softcore porn, American (usually corny) shite and repeats.
Jim> True dat.
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Broad Channel - it is more then just the forgotten town between Howard Beach and Roackway. Almost everyone there is white and irish. Everyone growing up played on a BCAC sports team. Most kids there are drinking and smoking weed by 10. Don't worry, they don't start selling until their a freshmen in high school. It's much more then the pussy shit the Rockaway kids do. Which is why they get pissed off if you call them a Rockaway kid. Broach Channel is where the real parties at. Most of the kids there go to P.S.47 when there younger and leave by middle school to go to scholars. If they don't stay there for high school they'll go to a white as hell Catholic school. Everybody hates Breezy people and would rather be caught dead than with one of them. Howard beach is filled with hoes and wannabes. The BC girls are a little rowdy and won't deny having sucked a dick maybe once or twice. The guys fuck around with Rockaway girls but after there done playing around they'll ditch them for a Broad Channel girl. All broad channel kids girl or boy grow up to be drunks. They give zero shits about what other people think. If you can't hang don't even bother. All in all don't fuck with the "channel rats".
Hey those Broad Channel kids really know how to fuck shit up!
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When a youtube channel wasn’t gaining subscribers and/or losing subscribers at a consistent rate, and all of the sudden their channel has a drastic growth in subscribers and views in a short period of time due to a popular video they created.
Person: You watching anyone specific on youtube recently?
Me: Yea! JCBackfire, a revived channel, got popular from his recent video and his videos with his more popular friend!
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Late night Erotic Thriller heaven
Tonight on Channel 5 an erotiic thriller
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