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Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
This happens when you bite your lip because it's either itchy or dry, or both, and then everyone who sees you doing it mistakes you for being a fuckboy
Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.
Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!
To need and use chapstick like a crack-head.
My buddy had me pick up 10 chapsticks cause they were on sale,,,he is a chap-head
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Aethestically resembling chaps these are actually crusted and or wet deposits of excreta.
A man with diarrhea is sodomized by another man and shit covers the front of the other mans legs as a result.
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Chap-sticking involves the act of taking out a man's phallus, and rubbing it around a woman's vaginal lips; similar to the act of applying chap stick on to one's dry lips.
Chap-sticking is primarily utilized as a coercion technique to covertly advance to insertion. It also serves as an evasive technique to avoid the question of contraceptives such as a condom.
Example 1: "Hey Keenan, did you have sex with that girl from the party?"
"Yeah, Steven told me about a great technique called chap-sticking. She didn't even notice till it was already too late."
Example 2: "Dude, how did you get out of using a condom?"
"I chap-sticked her and slid it in while she wasn't paying attention."
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1. Stick of moisturising capabilities used by those whose lips are adverse to "chapping" in cold conditions.
2. The middle wicket of a gentleman, which has lip moisturising capabilities if used accordingly.
"Windy isn't it honey?" remarked Terry, "here, use my chap stick, don't want you drying up."
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