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A person who took to crime, gangs, drugs, and/or violence, to find exceptance and love, had a hopeless past and future but found the Lord Jesus, in christian terms,(got saved), and God changed them, forgave them of their past, took their guilt and made them new, then used their experiences, gained through living this way, to help those still trapped, to be free, and find what it is that is missing in their lives, through believing in God.
(Life application bible)
"Through you i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out!. I am giving you your freedom!".
Isaiah 49:9.
"Through you (Laura) i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out. I(the Lord your God)am giving you your freedom".
A GangstaforChrist is someone who has, and will endure anything to bring light into the darkness, and bring christ (to) the lost.
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A mythological creature to whom is attributed power to redeem man from eternal damnation as a consequence of sin. Born of man's need to believe in something, Christ is a useful tool for many things: keeping the gullible in line, raising money, imposing morals on others, justifying war, bloodshed, and terrorism, explaining away tragedies like childhood cancer and natural disaster, silencing dissent, and imposing guilt, are among the most popular miracles performed by Jesus.
Christ retains a strong following thousands of years after his invention, despite the advance of science, education, and technology in the years since.
Jesus Christ, almighty son of God, has all power in heaven and earth, except the power to grow a money tree.
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The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.
Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !
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George W. Bush, the current pseudo-president of the former United States of America.
The man wiping his ass with the Constitution my ancestors fought and died to preserve.
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Jesus Christ is a fictional character.
Associated with The Bibles(A Fictional Storybook) and Christianity.
Good morning kid, today we'll be learning about what Jesus Christ taught us in our life.
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The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time.
Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.
Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
1) Reference to Bible
Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?
2) - Shock
Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?
3) In conjuction with another word.
Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
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Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?
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