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also known as chris.
he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.
he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.
who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.
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An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.
Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.
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Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.
"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"
"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher
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Chris is a very nice and loyal man, chris also has a huge cock. He makes a lot of people laugh and has a very style. Chris is very fun to hang around
If Christopher doesn't come then I can't go either
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Yo’ dog, did you see his Christopher?
It was so short!
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A guy who can be an ass hole at moments. Can be the love of your life or your worst enemy. He can make you smile or make you want to punch him in the face. He's very cute and hot to some people but others find him very unattractive. He can be very sensitive on the inside if you know him really well and he gives you a chance to let you know him that way and other will be suprised when you say that he cries or has any emotions other than goofing around or always being sarcastic and happy. Very few are lucky to get a Christopher and if you do love him and never let him go.
Sofia: I was with Christopher last night and he totally changed my life.
Tori: I bet, he knows how to treat a girl.
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the most chat person i have met fucking has no lips the skinny lanky cunt he likes ass hole rubs because hes a gay cunt. he actually has a massive dick makes up for his shitty personality. Anyways christophers tend to date the nicest, calmest and potentially the cutest girl. despite a christopher's ugly personality and lame jokes, its amazing how they seem to attract the most delightful girl.
"Wow! Look at Christopher's girlfriend"
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