The Churn

The changes that come with life. Usually creating major life change.

My girlfriend left me. Into the churn.

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

Baby churn

A cult term for new to the faith followers. Also used by pedophiles in the cult to lure and groom children into indoctrination of the cult.

Good morning baby churn great message for Holy Friday, love Grandma.