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A man is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. A second man comes in and sits on his erect penis, inserting it into his anus. The man on bottom begins waggling the top's penis like a joystick while he urinates everywhere.
Sorry dave and I were late, we enjoyed a classic joystick this morning.
A person who says they will join you soon but never does.
He said he will join in 30mins, but never did ~ Classic Prune
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What revolutionized the music world. What nu-metal will never live up to.
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saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life
this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that
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Helping an attractive work colleague and then spending the next 3 weeks stalking them on all social media platforms
She was quite attractive.
Yeah, might have to do a Classic Paul on that one
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1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.
1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
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An umbrela term for a large aray of guitar-driven music; much of the music falling under the term come from vastly different time periods and much of it have very little in common. This allows groups such as the Sex Pistols and The Beatles to be held in the same context. An example of confusion this term perpetrates is that Steely Dan and Boston are the same genre. This sort of confusion continues into infinity. Any guitar-led band from 1965 to 1989 has probably been considered "classic rock" on a few occasions.
Joseph: "Say, Mel, I hear the kids are calling Guns 'n' Roses 'classic rock' these days."
Melatrophine: "They call Bob Dylan and Neil Young 'classic rock,' too.
Joseph: "I must say, thay makes no sence at all."
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