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Clicking hand

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.

It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.

by wazzaaaaap June 28, 2009

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Penis click

When you are erect and proceed by grasping your penis and pushing it forward until your pubic bone makes a clicking/cracking noise (just like clicking your knuckles or fingers)

Yesterday I did a great penis click

by CoryH June 26, 2016

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Dry Click

A male orgasm that is completely devoid of ejaculate.
Reaching sexual climax without an ejection of semen.
Occurs most commonly in older males, young boys or any individual who experiences hindered semen production.
Can be used as a noun or a verb (Dry clicking, dry clicked)

Little Johnny vigorously rubbed his genitalia against his favorite teddy bear until he experienced a dry click.

Old man Jenkins discovered that sexual intercourse still had meaning in his life, after repeatedly dry-clicking up inside his wife, Henrietta.

by 7TD January 23, 2013

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clicking the mouse

Term used to express when a female is masterbating

Sara was so horny last night and was all alone, so she started clicking the mouse.

by Tracy January 27, 2004

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click out

1. Click out means to disengage your thinking mind and become an enraged beast. Like Marcellus in Pulp Fiction threatened, to click out means to, "go medieval on yo' ass".

2. Click out is almost like a violent blackout, where you start hurting, maiming, and/or killing and often don't remember what you did afterwards.

1. If you were to research the cause of a lot of serious violence, you would discover that the person doing the damage got so pissed off that they clicked out.

2a. I'm about to click out. I can't be held responsible for my actions.

2b. Second degree murder is the type of thing that happens when a person clicks out.

by MsLi January 25, 2006

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Click vagina

If you got a click vagina, it's a good thing. It's just good puss.

"She maybe pregnant but she got a click vagina"

by Mycatsracist September 23, 2017

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Power Clicking

The last few clicks on a computer keyboard or mouse that audibly indicates to your co-workers that you have completed your task.

I heard Joe power clicking. He must have finished the spreadsheet.

by Peters Prism January 26, 2011