Clunge Pump

When you are vacuuming your bedroom and you accidentally suck up your clit. resulting in a mega clit

Daughter - Im just going to go hoover my bedroom. Might finish off with some clunge pump
Dad - Can I watch?
Mom - Gay

Clunge Tongue

Like clutch foot but with your tongue after you've went down on a lass.

God my tounge is sore, I've got clunge tongue from last night.

Nuns clunge

Useless cunt

You're as helpful as a nuns clunge

clunge bung

Another name for a tampon, or feminine hygiene product.

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours.

Shazza, chuck us a clunge bung. Auntie Flo is here and it’s running down me leg

Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)

An amalgam of the word 'batty' (Jamaican Patois for 'butt', 'arse', 'ass', 'bum'; and 'clunge' a relatively new term for 'vagina', gaining possible popularity as it's not necessary to sensor like the full on version of the word 'c*nt'.

Together the words making 'battyclunge' refer 2 a submissive anal sexual act, possibly gay-related cuss yet again. Literally meaning 'mansnatch' 'ass-screwing hole', it calls out on a person's doormat tendencies, as in 'bending over' for anything, being a mug 2 oneself, letting others pull a fast one over you and hussle you.

what he sold you was rubbish, and you paid top whack? you Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)! You've been mugged off!

Clunge-Circus

Antonym of sausage fest. High girl to guy ratio

"You cant not pull tonight. Its a propper clunge-circus"

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Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

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