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A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!
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When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.
Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.
Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.
Jessica is such a lady cockblock.
For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.
For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
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(n.) That one person in your life that always seems to keep you from scoring.
(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.
Guy: Dude, there she is. That girl is fine.
Friend:check it out, her fat friend came too.
Guy: Dammit, who invited catie cockblock?
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When someone or something blocks you from eating when you ar hungry as fuck
Just as Dylan and Vince were about to go eat, Calvin stepped in and imposed a food-cockblock with conversation.
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When your ability to mack a chick is comparable to the fielding skills of Chuck Knoblauch.
Lets go over there and Chuck Cockblock him.. so he won't get laid tonight.
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