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When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.
Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.
Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.
Jessica is such a lady cockblock.
For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.
For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
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(n.) That one person in your life that always seems to keep you from scoring.
(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.
Guy: Dude, there she is. That girl is fine.
Friend:check it out, her fat friend came too.
Guy: Dammit, who invited catie cockblock?
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When someone or something blocks you from eating when you ar hungry as fuck
Just as Dylan and Vince were about to go eat, Calvin stepped in and imposed a food-cockblock with conversation.
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When your ability to mack a chick is comparable to the fielding skills of Chuck Knoblauch.
Lets go over there and Chuck Cockblock him.. so he won't get laid tonight.
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A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.
The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.
link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc
A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.
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A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.
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