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When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower
“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben
“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer
“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben
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The art of pulling your girlfriend to the corner of the bed during the tail part of intercourse in order to gain leverage on her g-spot to make her cum.
Debbie: So, how was he last night?
Anna: He was so amazing, he even performed the coffin corner for me. It was splendid
Debbie: Wow! He must really like you! What a gentlemen!
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'new architecture' building consisting of glass and metal plates
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.
many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.
if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!
i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!
mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
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a stink bomb that is broke into the casket of a dead person for mourners to smell
this is a true story of how i relased a coffin A-bomb
Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
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Somebody who cannot bear to part with their loved one at a funeral. They literally cling to the loved-one's coffin/casket until its prised from their hands....
"What's the silly bitch doing?"
"She's mounting the coffin, he dont need that no more, honey, he's dead! Get over it you coffin hugger!"
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A death metal band from Mississippi whose sound has progressed to include deathcore and Gothenburg influences. They are currently playing gigs and are in the process of recording their first full length demo album, Cryptcrawler.
Man, I can't wait to see Coffin Nail break it down this weekend! My ears are gonna bleed!
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Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
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