Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

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colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

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Golden-Colonic

The act of urinating into your partner during anal sex.

The "Golden-Colonic" is the new uber cleanse craze

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Feral Colon

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.

(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?

(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!

or

"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"

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colon checker

gay freak

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.

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White colonizer

Not a slur.

White colonizer is not a slur

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Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

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