A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.
I love having my hair in the colonial times!
A fictional dialog like storyboard where characters posing as fictional human beings blab on about their problems nonstop.
3 characters created a ruckus in the Hornrt Colony.
Multiple Dudes. A group of hairy moles growing on a donkey's dick.
"...Stop being such a colony dude."
The process through which black slang and vernacular is co opted to become part of "internet culture". Terms like "simp" "woke" and "lit" that have been used for years in the black community and black Twitter become mainstream, leading white people to think the terms belong to them, ignorant of their origins.
Brian: You seen that Kevin, that kids a simp.
Keisha: Vernacular colonialism, at it again.
Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.
Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.
This term is used for when a white male is sexually attracted to a black female
That boy is getting colonial!
A sustainable ant colony is an ant colony that feeds off of a male's semen, usually a horny teenage boy excited by the ants eating his love sauce. The teenage boy then most likely receives a maternal feeling by feeding his 'ant children'.
"Hey, don't tell anyone this but... I have a sustainable ant colony in my room that feeds on my jizz."