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A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!
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When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.
Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!
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The act of urinating into your partner during anal sex.
The "Golden-Colonic" is the new uber cleanse craze
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A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.
Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.
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An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.
(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?
(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!
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"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"
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