Cape Coma

Better known as Cape Coral a city in Florida, with the houses containing mostly nasty ass well-water, home of the newly wed and almost dead

Cape Kid 1- What do you want to do tonight?
Cape Kid 2- Nothing fag. We live in Cape Coma!

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Glock coma

Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.

"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."

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Text coma

When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.

Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"

Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."

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Food Coma

When someone keeps eating non-stop & not feeling full until they finally realize that they're full from over stuffing themselves. A little while after your stomach starts to hurt.

I'm going into a food coma from over stuffing myself cause I was so hungry.

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Lost coma

In a state of thinking about nothing but the tv show Lost.

Dude 1: "Hey want to go out tonight?"
Dude 2: "No. Lost was on last night. I'm still recovering from my Lost coma."
Dude 1: "I understand."

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Robo-coma

The drug induced coma-like experience one undergoes when consuming large quantities of the cold medicine Robitussin when either fighting a cold or being completely healthy.

OMG I was so sick last week that I took a crap-ton of Robitussin and slipped into a Robo-coma!

Dude...I was in a Robo-coma for like two days after that flu hit me last week!

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Ta-Coma

That sleepy feeling you get when you eat too many tacos,

*Jerry* " fuck I ate too many tacos, I'm so sleepy."

*Derek* " Don't u fucking have a Ta-Coma on me now Jerry, I'm so sick of ur shit."

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