Con Drama

The usually unnecessary drama that takes place at conventions (cons). Usually caused by factors such as lack of sleep, long driving trips, carrying heavy luggage, cosplay malfunctions, seeing someone else with the same or better cosplay, malnutrition, hotel room and roommate issues, romantic breakups, betrayal that is taken personally, extreme heat, etc. Con drama is used commonly for facebook statuses.

Melvin went to Anime Boston cosplaying Riku from Kingdom Hearts. He saw someone else with a better Riku cosplay and then his friends kicked him out of the hotel room. I had to listen to his melodramatic con drama.

con zombie

someone who, at a convention of some sort, doesn't get a hotel room OR does not sleep for most of or the entirety of the event.

if you go to the naka-kon hotel lobby at around 6 am, you'll see plenty of con zombies wandering around and napping on couches.

con madres

Something that is very good or badass..

That classic car ta con madres.

Con Todo

Spanish for with everything (more specifically with all) - kinda like being in New Orleans and ordering a dressed po' boy.

Dos tacos de carne asada con todo, por favor. (Two beef tacos with everything please.)

Con

A-Team.

The A-Team is nothing but a bunch of cons.

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con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

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Ex-Con

A former friend who you keep in the contacts list on your cell phone only for screening purposes.

Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.

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