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A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.
Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak
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Nathon Rubine;
Lesean, Daequan, Deshaun, Le'veon, Jadevayon, Tyrone.
White boys who think black.
Take people who fall into this category to Turn-About Ranch with Doctor Phil.
Nathon you racially confused, get off the fucking basketball court.
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when you have less than 0 brain cells and your trying to comprehend what a smart boi is saying
i'm confuuused
wait... i'm confused
i'm still confused
i still don't get it, i'm confused
repeat x420
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When saltine people (whites, crackers) are confused and essentially, a mess.
Did you hear? Jerry forgot it was illegal and started dating his sister again.
Darn that caucasian confusion!
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the planet earth and all of its problems
we live on a ball of confusion
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A state of utter misunderstanding where a client is misinformed by themselves as to the specifications of a product for which they pay.
Most commonly associated with items that have ambiguous meanings, where the client did not take the time to properly investigate a word, or question a sentence.
Symptoms of customer confusion may include:
Paranoia
Mania
Superiority Complex
An exaggerated sense of veracity
Usage of words the client may not be entirely familiar with
Customer confusion is often an untreatable, but sometimes temporary, psychiatric illness. The most common medication, with varying degrees of effect on the illness, is known as customer compensation. This involves providing the confused customer with a portion of a product, or a copy of a product, free of charge, in hopes that it will compensate them for any loss they believe to have incurred through the purchase of your product. In other cases, a full refund may be given, or credit at a store given, instead.
There is no known cure for severe customer confusion.
Client: Why do I only have 5,000,000,000 bytes of data? I'm supposed to have 5,368,709,120 bytes of data!
Supplier: We use the hard drive manufacturer's standard unit size for data measurement.
Client: This is unacceptable! This is fraud! You are defrauding your entire customer base!
Supplier: Sir, I'm sorry, but your contract with us clearly stated that we use this data measurement unit for our products.
Client: But on my computer, data is measured in units of 1024!
Supplier: I'm sorry, but we don't refer to the measurement unit used by software to measure the size of our disks; we use the hard drive manufacter's standard unit size.
Client: I want a refund!
Supplier: I'm afraid we cannot refund you for a used product. We can however either supply you with credit towards your account or supply you with another disk.
Client: Oh, ok. I'll take another disk.
Detailed in the above example is a common case of customer confusion, where a diskette's size is measured in units of 1000 bytes to a kilobyte, 1000 kilobytes to a megabyte and 1000 megabytes to a gigabyte.
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When u don’t know what the fuck is going on so you start screaming from the mental breakdown as everyone is realizing that the role play was a conversation and not a role play.
Other people: *roleplaying*
You: has a break down and start *Confused Screaming*
Other people: ah shit, here we go again.
You: *eventually dies*
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