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A wunderbar community where the social life has unfortunately dwindled to a somewhat virginal flow. All who remember the kegs in common rooms without police, coke dealers on campus, and marshall have faces painted with remorse.
Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.
connecticut collegetruth
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Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.
I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.
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A rule Connecticut town.
You might be from Colebrook Connecticut if:
You roll coal by my house every morning and wake me up.
You have attend at least one bombfire in the past day or two.
You have seen little green elves one day when you were in the woods.
You have gotten so messed up on moonshine you couldn't attend the two hours that you go to school.
Got kicked out of mcdonalds because your truck was to loud so you had to hang at Dunkin instead.
Your dog is named after a peace of equipment.
If you own a landscaping business.
If your into fat chicks
You did wheel chair races down a hill one night you got bored.
If you know someone who is a Volunteer firefighter.
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Another name for Rhode island because on a map the two states look like a giant pecker.
He's from Connecticut's foreskin.
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The insertion of a chocolate cupcake into the grundle area while the female unit performs oral sex onto you. If you are a real Connecticut man, or if you think you are better than one, you will insert your man juices into it, and make both yourself and the partner eat it afterwards.
I gave Dylan's mom a Connecticut cupcake!!! It was sick!
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When your sexual partner is giving you a rim job, you orgasm and you shit in there mouth.
She said she wanted to do something freaky. I suggested The Connecticut mudslide.
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They make their own butter over in Montville, Connecticut.
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