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Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.
Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
when you take two things that have no relation and mash them together
example: if you smoke weed, that must mean you cant drive
ex 2: if you like to party and get drunk, you must have had gay sex
you just put two things that have no relation together in a sentence, thats a dale conspiracy theory.
"the renegade conspiracy's guitarist is so fucking awesome"
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Deliberate design flaw(s) in AC adapter ports by manufacturers of laptops for the purpose of planned obsolescence of said laptops. Apple is the only manufacturer that has rectified this with their MagSafe port.
I've had my new laptop for a month. it was great until the AC adapter pin broke. Is there an AC adapter conspiracy?
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
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Vast right wing conspiracy is a term first used by Hillary Clinton to describe the opposition movement, and their bullshit, during her husband Bill Clinton's presidency. This was a REAL problem. David Brock provides a look inside and confesses to being a part of it in his book "Blinded by the Right."
There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!
Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!
The vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well during the Obama Administration. The G.O.P. is still spreading bullshit lies about where Obama was born, spreading lies to scare people away from Health Care reform, and trying to kill anything they consider "progressive."
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Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.
The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
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