kennel cough

Illnesses which are spread around at conventions (Comic-Con, Fur-Con, Bear Run) due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to kennel cough.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Bear Flu".

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching kennel cough.

Cough and rally

When you take a hit of weed, it makes you cough to the point you want to die, but you keep smoking.

I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally

douche cough

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

slut cough

When a "witty" teenager decides to cough and say the word slut at the same time. Their version of stealth.

Cindy- They kept on slut coughing me every where i went. In the hallways,in class, at the strip club.

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Spicy Cough

Coronavirus. Covid 19

Mate, so gutted I can’t come this weekend, I have to self isolate, managed to catch the spicy cough

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rhymes with "cough"

derived from the desire to 'swear without swearing', from a glorious exchange - with nether party swearing one bit!

in an attempt to imply 'f-off', the rhyme was offered up instead. with great surprise the reply was even better than the joke itself...

(also used: 'would you like to play the russian composer?')

me: 'enter facetious remark here'
other: 'enter doubly facetious retort here'
me: rhymes with "cough"
other: er, "rachmaninoff"?

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stoner cough

A cough that comes deep from your lungs as a result of smoking too much weed.

Daishon: *coughs* I think I got bronchitis.

Trevon: Nah bruh, you just got stoner cough from all that weed you been smokin!

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