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Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021


The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020


Raddleton Council

Bunch of kids that are desperately trying to get involved in administration.

Oh look, it's Raddleton council. Bunch of shithead wannabe admins.

by jkjkjkjkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjkkk January 5, 2020


the council rules

These rules shall be followed by none other than the boys and only the boys. These rules provide to let the boys make decisions within the council and by joining the council you must look at the broste system and see if you qualify to be part of the council.
Rule 1. The council shall be only with the boys, girls have no say in the decisions that happen within the council. This includes girlfriends.

Rule 2. The boys shall not take orders or suggestions from the girls as this ties into rule 1.

Rule 3. The boys must stick with the boys. A boy in need a broski indeed. As well as bros before hoes.

Rule 4. Any broken rules shall be fined into expulsion from the council or lowered their standards from bro to homie or a broski to a bro.
Rule 5: if a bro is caught breaking a rule by a girl they shall be given the right to tell the council and let the council decide the punishment they shall receive.

The council may add more rules if they please after all, they are the council.

Bro: Hey guys my girlfriend wants me to not hang out with the boys.

Broski: nah bro remember the council rules.

by Gloomy.news November 4, 2020


Marriage Counciler

A male/female who has no chance of getting married so puts there effort into helping couples with there problems because they faced the facts and found thats the closest there going to get to to marital problems

When a couple are having problemos and they need some sad asswipe to save them. Marriage Counciler

by SuperAwesomeCoolAfroMan November 1, 2009

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Council?WhatCouncil?

The Council is a common myth which has survived over the years at Whitburn Academy, West Lothian. There has beeen however a large amount of controversy to the members prior to its existance. These include the names of bstewrt2, R3BUZ, Ginge123, David Cassidy and the one they call the Donkey Puncher. This Donkey Puncher however is mainly a feature of the group, a spin off. This however cannot ever been proven. So until proven otherwise, there is no council.

The Council has also been known to have links to David Carradine through the Kill Bill period in his life. Also the world famous "Bruce Lee," was known at one point to be an apprentice of the council. There has also been high amounts of speculation and a wide spread of reports into the appreances of 'Elmo' at the council meetings. This is however suggesting that there is indeed a council.

There has also been high speculation about the council members that they were once trained by the Lin kuei Ninja Clan of Hokkaido, Japan. Although it cannot be stressed enough that the council may not exist?

What the Fuck is the Council?WhatCouncil?

by Blair Stewart October 2, 2008

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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has even occurred.

Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."

by 845 Bro August 14, 2011

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