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When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.
Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met
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There's a cow house like...two miles that way. Other than that, no one.
"Cow House?"
Yeah, you know, where they live...
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A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.
Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!
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Tea Cow is a term that can be used to sing along to Justin Timberlake's song "TKO". The YouTuber Colleen Ballinger (physcosoprano) made a point by saying that it doesn't sound like Justin Timberlake says TKO, it sounds like he says TEA COW. You could also use TEA COW when you would like to have a burger and some tea. This can also be referred to as a tea dispenser that looks like a cow.
"What would you like?"
"A burger and some tea please!"
"You mean TEA COW!?"
"That sounds like Justin Timberlake song."
"Yes! He says TEA COW!"
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C.O.W. Stands for crazy old woman.
A woman who is crazy and old.
My grandma is a COW.
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