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A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
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When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.
Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.
I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
To fill a car with so much camping gear that anything in particular is unfindable.
Nice car cramping, Brad. Now where the #%@& is the flashlight?
When you have to poop so bad you have cramps
Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"
I had to poop so bad I had cramps.
You had the poopie cramps
When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.
Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.