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Crapped a shit

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

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that Naruto crap

(n) A term used to condescendingly describe anything Japanese, esp. animated television shows.

Guy 1: Have you ever seen End of Evangelion before?
Guy 2: I don't watch that Naruto crap.

by The Snig November 10, 2009

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Mainstream crap

Music that focuses on getting stuck in your head and becoming so ubiquitus that you are forced to like it or else you will have clinical depression from hearing it so much. This music is almost always made by humans who are often called musicians (but in all truth, are not musicians) who manipulate their image for monotary reasons. This music often focuses on sounding much more technological than musical. Much pop and hip-hop to enter the top 40 has been mainstream crap since the '00's.

person 1: Man, Lady Gaga, The BEP, and other mainstream crap has been all over the place, it makes me want to commit suicide

person 2: I use to think the same thing, but now the music has grown on me

person 1: Nooooooooo! You failed in the battle to not get that music stuck in your head to the point where you have to like it! What has become of this world

by Suteer Yarchaz January 16, 2010

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Crap Circles

The swirl designs that are left behind in the toilet after a hefty poop.

"Jesus! Who left all these crap circles? And when did we have corn?"

by RedSquirrelPssht March 11, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cut the crap

What one says to another to shut them up from lying, double talk, dancing around an issue, bullsh*tting them, etc. It lets one know you're not going along with or buying what they're saying and/or that you want them to tell the truth, get to the point, shoot straight in the conversation or confrontation.

"Where's my money, Marv?"
"Yo, hey, I've been meaning to call you, something came up, and I, uh..."
"Cut the crap, douchebag, where's my money?!?"

"Whatever, Crystal, cut the crap, you spent the child support on a f*ckin' dress for the club! The judge will love to hear that!"

by Kuahmel January 4, 2010

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Cut the Crap

Cut the crap or โ€œCtcโ€ means stop the bullshit or else because that person is doing too much so they have to Ctc or Cut the crap

Person 1: Cheez itโ€™s are nasty

Person 2: Cut the Crap

by Lil_key101 April 29, 2019

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Crap Pot

When four or five dudes each take a shit in the toilet without flushing and leave it for the janitor to clean up.

The janitor walked into the bathroom only to discover that someone had left a crap pot for him to clean up.

by Huyer April 26, 2010

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