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British slang for pumped up.
“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”
The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
When was the last time we had a good crumping
Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine
I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl
When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.
Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?
Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.
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Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.
When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps
an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin
fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.