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during a football game, the act of taking a chunk of mud, prefferably wet nasty funky mud, and throwing it into an opponents pants, ideally in the asscrack vicinity. Originiated in Viriginia Beach, but made famous in the movie "Leatherheads"
Tyler gave Chase one helluva crusty bob during the game last friday...
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Wearing pants for days repeatedly without underwear and throwing them in with the rest of the washing load, as if no one will notice.
Dude jim pulled a Crusty Unker, now i need to wash everything again.
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A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.
Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.
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Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)
Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon
Yowie Wowie: fair enough
When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.
Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.
When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.
Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.