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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency created in 2003 by merging the enforcement arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) with that of the US Customs Service (see Customs and Border Protection {CPB}). It is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens.
The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations.
The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ...money laundering, ...media piracy, smuggling (contraband, narcotics and aliens), immigration fraud, transnational gangs, ...child exploitation and pornography..." The OI basically issues press releases for publication as "news" by lazy newsmedia. The fact remains that human trafficking is a tiny affair with few reliably documented cases, and the US is not dependent on imported porn.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a surplus agency of the US government that mostly duplicates the efforts of Customs and Border Protection and Citizenship and Immigration Services. It operates a gigantic, corporate-run incarceration system that surpasses anything Kafka, Orwell, or Solzhenitsyn ever wrote about.
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Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.
I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.
a titkok cult worshipping @customwoodburning
that custom wood burning titkok account be lit af dude
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Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!
Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
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Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.
"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
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quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,
apple customer service:sir what is your name
me:brandon ****
apple:rick??
me:just help me with my problem
apple:what is it sir
me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself
apple:...
me:help me
apple:let me look it up
me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product
apple:sir read off your ipod main menu
me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...
apple:read off your iPOD menu
me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
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