cyber herpes

Spy-ware, worms, or viruses contracted through computer use. Coined by Elgar in the Mid-2000's.

Man, my computer has cyber herpes!

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Cyber Aids

A computer virus you get from shady porn sites.

The free porn was wild, but it gave me cyber AIDS

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Cyber Patrol

The spawn of Satan. A stupid censorware program that blocks most everything for violence. Only for overprotective, unfair parents who want their child's reputation go down in flames because their friend can't visit a website.

Cyber Patrol: We block violence, swearing, nudity, drugs, alcohol, satanism, hacking, chatrooms, free speech, computers, Cyber Patrol, Led Zeppelin, dairy products, sanity, music, play-doh, violence, violence, holidays, Buddhism, Christianity, pnats, your body and you, schooling, a proper education, children, safety, weapons, a family dinner, Jimi Hendrix, television, video games, words that contain at least one vowel, entertainment, violence, the internet, your friends, pda access, scholarships, violence, the king, your president, products by Mattel, your family, products by Microsoft or Apple, your mp3 player, your digital camera, your video camera, your cd player, your cds, telephone use, guitar use, drum use, writing documents on other computers, school computers, public computers, censorware programs, your dvd player access, celebration of holidays, spent time with your girlfirend/boyfriend, amount of air you use daily, a roof above your head, the food at your table, and everything in between, for the protection fo your child!

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cyber goggles

Goggles worn on the head usually by those who dress in an industrial/goth stlye. They come in many colours and some even glow. For fashion and clubwear.

Kid 1: Wear did you get those awesome cyber goggles?

Kid 2: E-bay dude! Check it out!

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Cyber-Bullying

A situation in which you're playing games online and suddenly you start getting reked out of nowhere andgo from a high place on the leaderboard to near last. Not to be confused cyberbullying, the world wide problem.

Mario Kart: *1 Blue, 3 Reds, 2 Greens and. A Bob-omb* "Stop Cyber-Bullying Me!"

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cyber-freak

Yamhead boy/girl thats too ugly and afraid to have a real freaky relationship.
A cyber-freak is a person that takes sexual acts on a vertual platform.

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n email me tonight i wanna make u come i'm a cyber-freak v you know whats a cyber freak; take your draws of let me eat that pussy how u gonna do it and u not here?

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Cyber Bullying

to kill by throwing a computer at another's head

Cyber bullying is a felony because it is murder

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