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Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!
On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face
Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!
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December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!
Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
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June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.
Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.
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January 12th
The day in which you have the legal rights to kick you ginger friends straight in the shins.
National kick your ginger friend day is my favorite holiday!
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Friend :Why did you slap me
me : it’s December 11 national slap your friend day it’s today
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Yes Adil we are talking about you- October 22 xx
hahahahaha national throw your annoying short friend day